According to the charity Wildlife and Countryside Link:
Cultural barriers reflect that in the UK, it is white British cultural values that have been embedded into the design and management of green spaces and into society's expectations of how people should engage with them.
A spokesperson explained:
It's clear to anyone who actually lives in the countryside that the whole design is racist:
- fields of open spaces
- hills that go up and down
- winding lanes surrounded by hedges
This deliberately racist design is making non-white people afraid of engaging with the countryside and this in turn helps to create urban ghettos populated by people afraid of fresh air and open spaces and covered in litter and dog poo left for the 'poo fairy' to clean up.
While enjoying a Dorset knob, farmer Bill "Wurzel" Heslop told FNN:
What we need is one o they there grants to redesign our farmland so it be not used for any practical purpose - like growing food - but to support that there diversity, equity and inclusion gender and whatnot.
We then joined him in a rollicking chorus of:
She did the milking and I whipped the cream. An' I showed the works of my thrashing machine!
Adge Cutler was not available for comment.