News that Nigel Farage has had his UK bank accounts closed, indicates that corporate remoaners are using a new tactic to reverse Brexit.

A whiny spokesperson told FNN:

The easiest way to get the UK back into the EU is simply to remove all the Brexiteers from the country.

Cancelling bank accounts is a simple way to deal with these 'untermenschen', to force them to emigrate to free up housing stock for the next wave of immigrants.

So we have started at the top with Nigel Farage and then will work down the Voted Remain list until every white van man, racist, bigot is removed from the country and we can can rejoin the EU fraternity.

EU spokesperson Ursula Von Richthofen commented:

We welcome this positive development and can confirm that none of these dispossessed Brexiteer untermenschen will be allowed to come to the EU.

Although Brexiteers will be unable to physically emigrate to the EU, we welcome their money, much like we and the UK welcomed all that 'dirty' Russian money in the past.

Then we will be able to freeze Brexiteer assets via an EU directive and steal it just as we are doing with the Russian money we once gratefully accepted.

Naturally, this is all in line with our EU values and support for the international rules-based order.

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