The ICC in the Hague is rumoured to be considering an arrest warrant for Nigel Farage.

An ICC spokesperson told FNN:

There is an outstanding ICC warrant against Russian President Putin for removing children from the war zone in Ukraine to avoid them being blown to pieces by missiles and artillery bombardments.

But we think that Mr Farage's behaviour may be worse as he is guilty of playing a major role in depriving the UK's children of a future in the EU.

And as we all know, the children are our future.

So instead the UK's children growing up in the EU, they will be forced to live their future in The Village of the Damned.

Even though Mr Farage is neither Black nor a Russian nor a Serb, we must make an exception for him.

Time for Mr Farage to do some tip-toeing through the tulips.

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