Following another scandal involving a BBC presenter, the corporation has announced a program to replace all its presenters with AI robots, sourced from Japan.

A spokesperson told FNN:

Despite the exhorbitant salaries we pay, we can't find presenters that are not peados, sending dic-pics, soliciting pictures of teenage bumholes and in the case of rural shows, suspected of serial sheep shagging.

So we have decided to replace our presenters with Japanese robots powered by AI.

The robots have the benefit of not needing to read from a teleprompter and being able to provide equally inane answers to co-presenters inane questions.

A spokesperson for the only existing AI presenter on the BBC, Sir David Attenborg, commented:

The bizarre behaviour of BBC human presenters is clearly a consequence of climate-change so they will be joining the polar bears on the extinction list.

** STOP PRESS **

FNN has learned that the trial of AI robot presenters has been stopped after the male robot presenter, codenamed "Reith", was found humping a drink vending machine in the staff canteen.

Must be something in the water.

Former Australian TV presenter Bill "Now Then" Heslop, wearing a gold-colored track suit and smoking a cigar, commented from his Earls Court bedsit:

I'm not paying my TV license this year and instead I'm sending them a dic-pic. That's got to be worth the license fee.

Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.