Following the UK Defence Secretary Ben Wallace telling the Ukraine that 'we are not Amazon', the Ukraine realised that it was returning military hardware to the wrong place and is now sending it all back to Amazon Poland instead.

The failure of all sorts of hardware sourced from the EU, UK and USA has triggered a wave of returns to the online giant using the return reason: 'incompatible or not useful for intended purpose', which also means the return can be posted back for free.

A spokesperson for Amazon Poland told FNN:

We wish that Mr Wallace had kept his mouth shut as our return costs are rocketing.

We have received Leopard tanks, Bradley APCs and various missile systems from Ukraine demanding a refund.

We even had a cheeky return request to replace some old Tupolev aircraft with the latest F16s, which we are unable to do.

We are currently equipping our return centres to deal with the return of cluster munitions as they are quite tricky for our staff to handle.