Following complaints from hosts offering guest accommodation to Ukrainians displaced by the war under the admirable 'Homes for Ukraine' scheme, the UK Government has issued new guidelines to try to educate hosts better.

FNN has learned that these guidelines include:

• Your guests are not here to clean your toilets
• Not all Ukrainian ladies (or men) are 'models'
• It's not OK for people to live in the garden shed with the cat

Some Brits are reportedly disowning the scheme after it became clear that the monthly payment will not even cover the increased energy costs this winter plus the raised council tax of having extra people to stay.

Ukrainians have also complained that they are fed on a diet of pork pies and marmite sandwiches that turns their stomachs.

A spokesperson for the Department for Levelling Up (yes it exists) told FNN:

There are bound to be teething problems. Remember this is the first time we have run such a scheme in the UK as we did not run similar schemes for non-European people from Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Rwanda, Syria, Yemen etc.

FNN has received many questions from all kinds of people about the scheme and here is our answer to 12-year old Poppy from Islington who asked:

'I met this guy on Tinder called Vlodz. He says he's from Ukraine, looks pretty hot and he wants to come and live with me. Do you think I should offer to sponsor him?'

No. Poppy. No.