A mystery chamber has been discovered in one of the pyramids linked to the 4,500 year old dynasty of King Khazi II.

The chamber measures 30 feet long by six feet wide and is thought to be a giant cesspit used by the slaves who died building the pyramid that celebrates King Khazi and his strange religion known as 'closetanity', famous for worshipping coprolite and wrapping its dead in toilet paper.

The tomb treasures of King Khazi include a collection of the world's first toilet brushes and various sponges on sticks that are thought to have influenced the Romans in their development of the essential bathroom gadget that was carried by legionnaires all over the Empire.

The curse of King Khazi is thought to be behind the sudden death of the first person to smell the chamber as it may have caused him to inhale naegleria fowleri amoeba that eat brain cells and are almost always fatal to anyone who comes into contact with them.