After the Nordstream pipeline was blown up, the MSM was full of 'it's obvious that the Russians did it'. Despite formal investigations, e.g. by Sweden, no-one seemed to figure out whodunnit, or wasn't telling because the answer did not fit the narrative that it was sooo obviously done by those crazy Russians.

Then along came Seymour Hersh with what appeared to be a plausible explanation of a collboration between NATO members Norway and the USA based on an anonymous intelligence source. I say plausible because the many very scrupulous attempts to debunk the accusations of Hersh reminded me of the line from Hamlet: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Now it appears that the explosion was the outcome of a casual yachting trip by some random Ukrainian sailors, who were of course totally unconnected with any of the participants of the current conflict and thought it would be fun to sail out into the Baltic under everyone's noses and blow up a few underwater pipelines. As you do.

This narrative is clearly spiralling out of control.

But as ever, FNN knows who really did it. The Mysterons!

While the MSM squabbles over the culprits, a Mr. Klaus Schwab, the earth-based spokesperson for the Martian Mysterons located in Davos Switzerland, told FNN:

Hahahahaha! Your puny pipelines mean nothing to us, carrying your ridiculous finite energy sources that cannot compete with the most powerful and pervasive energy in the Universe: Magnetism.

Earthmen...we are peaceful beings. And you have tried to destroy us. But you cannot succeed. You and your people will pay for any act of aggression. This is the voice of the Mysterons.

We know that you can hear us, Earthmen. Our retaliation will be slow, but nonetheless effective. It will mean the ultimate destruction of life on Earth. It will be useless for you to resist, for we have discovered the secret of reversing matter, as you have just witnessed.

We were then handed a pork pie that was created by reversing the matter from a Swiss Raclette cheese (the usual Mysteron trick).