One of the greatest carbon outlets has been hiding in plain sight: The womb!

The womb is responsible for generating millions of new carbon generators every year but so far has eluded the attention of Net Zero activists.

But FNN has learned that this is about to change.

A NZICs spokeperson from the Human Extinction group told FNN:

We will be advocating for new laws to restrict emissions from the womb.

Anyone emitting a carbon producer from their womb will need to buy carbon credits to offset the expected future emissions. Either that or they will need to prevent the carbon emission taking place.

But the easiest option, especially for white working-class women, is simply to remove the womb in order to fully prevent any carbon emissions taking place.

Naturally these laws will only be applied to COVID-deniers, people who voted for Trump or Brexit and non-immigrants as there needs to be someone to do the work needed to run a society on minimum wages.