According to Sky News:

Sir Keir Starmer has said stability in the Middle East is "a priority" following US strikes on Iran's nuclear facilities, as the world reacted to the attack.

This new priority replaces the re-introduction of the UK winter fuel payment.

The prime minister also called on Iran to "return to the negotiating table" to "reach a diplomatic solution to end this crisis".

Or else, presumably.

Alfred E Neuman, renowned rocket scientist and advocate for MAD, called for calm with his classic phrase: What me worry?

A spokesperson explained:

The only way to ensure stability in the Middle East is to bomb everyone- as Frank Pentangeli memorably said to Michael Corleone in The Godfather - Jesus Christ, let's get them all. Now while we've got the muscle.