Following disgraceful scenes of democracy in action in the heart of Washington DC, Meghan Enterprises & Harry (MEH) have offered themselves to be restored as a 21st century US monarchy.
The MEH Podcast division has announced a wizard new project called "The Restoration" designed to restore the monarchy to a USA that is crying out for an alternative to divisive democracy.
MEH have submitted a proposal for a new palace to be built in the leafy suburb of Compton in Los Angeles in order to "get down with the homies, Dog".
Local gang leaders have welcomed the proposal saying it will help raise property prices and anyway, who wouldn't want to be shot in the grounds of a royal palace, son?
Meanwhile, Corgis are flying off the shelf in Compton pet stores.
Local African-Irish resident Michelle "Drone" O'Bomber was enthusiastic, telling FNN from her jet-black Range Rover:
It's what a'm sayin'. Bringing back Queen Latifah is dope. Now we got a chance to "become" our destiny. Praise the Lord. Yo! Did anyone say Just Eat?
A spokesperson for the The Restoration project told FNN:
After four years of austerity under the Trump Orange-heads, the Restoration will bring back some joy and fun to America. Perhaps even a return to the happy hedonism of the hippies in the sixties with free-love, long-hair and lots of STDs.
Then while everyone is distracted having a royal great time, we'll hunt down all those Orange-head bastards and destroy them to make sure they never upset the establishment again.
We'll call it "The Retribution" project.
A spokesperson for Trump's new Patriot Party said:
No use Meghan and Harry growing little pointy beards and trying to hide in Sherman Oaks. We'll find them and then its off with their heads!