President Trump has announced that he will create a new political party in the USA called "The Patriot Party" to contest the 2024 election and leverage his ability to capture record numbers of voters in the flyover states .

But given their recent fallout, it is unlikely that Trump will go with Pence as his running mate and instead might opt for a female VP.

An obvious contender is rootin', tootin', shootin' Sarah "Calamity Jane" Palin who would secure the patriot female vote and also bring in the Inuit vote, which could be decisive when it comes down to the wire at the next election.

Another front-runner is Candace Owens, who could lift the usual VP blackout and bring the "victim vote" with her as people flee from the democratic plantation after four years of Biden.

A wild card VP pick could be a disillusioned AOC who may cross the party divide just to get some power in order to change something, anything in the democratic party establishment.

Director Mel Gibson and famous US patriot seemed confused when he commented:

Every man dies, not every man truly lives. Especially those pommy bastards south of the border.

We tried to reach a Patriot Party spokesperson but they were all either playing golf or on the range.