Following news that the New York Bar Association is trying to disbar Rudy Giuliani for the crime of being President Trump's personal attorney, rumour is that Mr Giuliani is to become CEO of a hair oil corporation.

This new job may be a result of many successful TV appearances where it became clear that Mr Giuliani is a big fan of both hair oil and hair dye.

We contacted Mr Giuliani's personal hairdresser, Dick Emery, of the famous Randy Shilt Salon, and he told us:

What a ridiculous story ducky. Ooh you are awful. But I like you!

A spokesperson for Mr Giuliani commented:

Mr Giuliani spent years, at great personal risk, taking on organized crime as a federal prosecutor and was celebrated for his handling of the unprecedented 9-11 event but now all he will be remembered for is hair dye runs, Borat entrapment and being President Trump's personal attorney.

Isn't politics great?

Vito Corleone commented:

Hair oil salesman? What are you kiddin' me? Im-a-gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Tom...fetch Luca Brasi and tell that undertaker to get ready to do me a favor.