UK PM Sir Keir Starmer is begging Russia's President Putin to 'pull back' otherwise he will have to deploy his 'coalition of the willing' into Ukraine so that lots more people from across Europe - and not just Ukrainians and Russians this time - can be killed.

There was no call from Starmer for the Ukrainians to 'pull back' from the Kursk region of Russia as apparently it's alright for them to stay, get steadily surrounded and killed there.

This kind of logic is known as 'asymmetrical warfare' - something the UK routinely accuses Russia of doing.

Starmer's plea is so bizarre that some are blaming it on a new kind of Russian jamming, allegedly emanating from the Kaliningrad region, causing him to suddenly spout utter nonsense as his brainwaves are interrupted.

Just like the aircraft that are being told to 'pull up, pull up' by their 'jammed' navigation systems when in fact there is no danger at all.

Luckily Starmer's new right-wing party has just found some £5 billion in benefit cuts to continue to fund the war in Ukraine.

So that's alright then.