According to the UK's Express newspaper:

Yvette Cooper has announced new laws as sources revealed the biggest boat detected crossing the Channel had a staggering 120 people on board.

Migrants face up to five years in prison if they refuse to be rescued in the Channel by the French authorities, Yvette Cooper has confirmed.

The Home Secretary said a new offence will be created to target those endangering another life during a small boat crossing.

As a result of the 'special relationship' and the fact that there is no space in UK prisons for thousands of migrants, FNN has learned that these migrants may benefit from President Trump's latest left-field decision and be shipped to a new 'British wing' - fondly known as the Mary Poppins Wing - at the proposed Guantanamo Migrant Center in Cuba where inmates will be clothed in a red, white and blue onesie and fed a constant diet of bacon rolls, pork pies and lardy cake.

Migrant rights activitists have already complained that if British Airways provides the flights to Cuba then the migrants' human rights will be contravened as they will only be provided with a tiny bottle of water and a corn snack for the duration of the flight.