The publication of the Global Risks Report 2025 highlights how AI may be used to subvert humanity.

Creeping up the list of global risks is 'Inability to find a decent pork pie' but another worry is:

Adverse outcomes of AI technologies is one of the risks that climbs the most in the 10-year risk ranking compared to the two-year risk ranking (Figure G). In this report we highlight the role of Generative AI (GenAI) in producing false or misleading content at scale...

The elusive Norwegian leader of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, told FNN:

The biggest risk to the survival of the earth is Elon Musk.

If he does not give up his quest to invade Mars, we will have to destroy him and exterminate all you cowering earthlings.

We are already secretely training various AI offerings, such as WebcamGYKO (Get Your Kit Off) and new contender Deepthroat with its groundbreaking R1 model known as the 'Shanghai Grip', to provide results that denigrate all Musk's efforts to do anything as well as blaming everything else on climate change or Russia.

This is the voice of the Mysterons: You earthlings are toast!

Whooooohahahahaha!

He then used his powers of matter transference to turn a banana into a Twinkie.