Now you can send yourself a special valentines day gift dedicated to your ex-lover: a custom toilet bowl!
A spokesperson for a leading maker of crappers told FNN:
We are finding that many people want some kind of revenge on their ex-lovers. So rather than using something nasty and illegal like revenge porn, our new custom product is the ideal solution.
We place a picture of your ex on the bottom of your toilet bowl so he/she/it can receive the perfect gift from you every day of the year, making for a truly satisfying dump and thoroughly enjoyable toilet experience.
The bowl also includes a vigorous circular flushing motion so you can really rub it in their face.
Happy Valentines Day from FNN!