At 8pm last night, COVID TV celebrities Andy and Teddy told everyone it's time to go home.

In his trademark pajamas, Andy said that, reluctantly, everyone would have to go home and stay home until sometime around mid-February.

Teddy, the dour-looking scientist fella, nodded his head in agreement.

Andy also recommended that everyone should buy a picnic basket in an attempt to boost to the British basket weaving industry which is threatened with extinction due to COVID.

During the broadcast, Andy's girlfriend, Looby "the nutter" Loo, unexpectedly came to life and sang "Here we go Looby Loo", whatever that means.

When asked to comment by FNN, Bill and Ben (the flower pot men) bounced around and sang:

Let's go...to San Francisco.

Which of course is impossible as no-one from the Schengen area and the UK can enter the USA right now.