COVID lockdown boredom is being alleviated by a rash of popup COVID cocktail bars that are appearing among the charity shops and empty storefronts of Britain's gap-toothed high street.

Thrill seekers everywhere are flocking to try the new vaccine cocktails that are being promoted by "scientists" to improve the "efficacy" of the virtually untested vaccines.

The first cocktail to be introduced is "The Cosmonaut", a cocktail of the Russian Sputnik and Astra Zeneca vaccines. Brits are lining up to be the first to experience this completely untested vaccine combination.

A gleeful thrill seeker told us:

What I like about it is that no-one knows what the side effects of these vaccine cocktails are. Just think...I could end up dead, as a vegetable on a ventilator or totally immune to God knows what. No-one has a clue. It's more thrilling than the Sidewinder rollercoaster at Thorpe Park. All those anti-vaxxers don't know what they are missing!