The BBC has reported that:

Schools in England will be banned from teaching sex education to children under nine, in new government guidance expected to be published on Thursday.

Instead a new more appropriate range of sex education topics will be taught to under nines including:

  • how to set up your own webcam channel or OnlyFans site and monetize it
  • how to block online stalkers and other perverts on a range of social media channels
  • the ins and outs of sextortion, a new and popular Internet pastime
  • how to manage your profile on dating sites
  • how to recognise a scammer on dating sites

Teaching Unions have welcomed the new topics as being just the thing for kindergartens and primary schools.