A fall in sales of electric cars is being blamed on free speech.

Sales of market-leaders Tesla and BYD electric cars fell and this decilne on sales is being blamed on the free speech advocacy and 'right wing' views of Elon Musk and nothing to do with the fact that no-one wants to buy overpriced vehicles that depend on scarce electricity supplies that are increasingly likely to face blackouts.

The bald leader of the Davos-based Mysterons, aka the Hood, told FNN:

We are doing our best to destroy Elon with negative energy to prevent him pursuing his goal to colonise our planet Mars.

We have managed to hypnotise all the mainstream media so they only report negative things about him in order to destroy him and his businesses.

Free speech is just a nuisance and interferes with our management of the truth, which is vital in order to implement our 'Great Reboot' of society.

Whoooooohahahahaha!

He then turned a banana into a pork pie using the Mysteron power of matter transference.