In order to prevent the shambolic White House press conferences that prevailed under President Trump, superstar Press Secretary Jen Psaki is implementing a new protocol that mandates:

  • All questions to be provided ahead of the conference
  • All proposed answers to these questions to be provided ahead of the conference

This commonsense approach will ensure that White House press conferences can avoid those pesky unexpected questions that catch the staff off-guard; that unwanted questions can be discarded pre-conference and the answers that the questioner would prefer to hear are provided so they can simply be read out on the day, saving time and effort.

For example this ensures that a question such as: "Should former President Trump be Impeached?" is certain to be selected for a conference in order to stimulate an obvious pre-provided answer such as: "Of course. How can we heal if we forget the damage Trump has done to the USA?".

As you can see this new protocol ensures that White House press conferences do not become an echo chamber and instead embrace the robust and balanced debate that has been the hallmark of the US mainstream media for the last 4 years.