There is a new climate-change reduction effort in the UK called the 'No-Dig' movement that claims there is no need to dig the soil to aerate it and anyway digging is hard work.

A spokesperson for the No-Dig movement explained to FFN:

There is no need to dig and expose the carbon in the soil to oxygen to create harmful CO2.

Instead all you need to do is sprinkle a new 'fairy dust'  - Agent Orange - onto the surface of the soil and this causes all the worms nearby to rush to get away from it before it kills them thus aerating the soil quickly, naturally and without any backbreaking effort.

Swedish Lutheran minister Greta Thunderberg, recently graduated from High School, and Sir David Attenborg have also endorsed this new technique. A spokesperson explained:

If everyone covered their gardens in Agent Orange then the CO2 reduction would be enormous and could mean the survival of at least one Polar bear in the Arctic.

Agent Orange was famously last used in the Vietnam war when it was sprinkled all over the Vietnamese jungles in order to avoid the need to dig up all the trees to expose NVA soldiers hiding in the undergrowth.