President Biden recently confimed that he is proud of his support for 'transjester' rights.

A White House spokesperson explained:

Many people assume the President was referring to transgender rights but he was in fact referring to a new identity category called 'transjester'.

This is when a person who previously identified as a comedian transforms into an entirely different kind of person, for which the obvious example is President Zelensky of the Ukraine - who is likely to be the person that the President was thinking of at the time.

Transjester rights imply that a person who was once laughed at must now be taken seriously as a result of their identity transition from fool to figurehead.

Thankfully this transition does not involve 'bottom-surgery', just the wearing of combat gear and adoption of a serious demeanour.

The transition means that the newly identified transjester person now has the gravitas to address serious international political events and not just prance around in pointy shoes with bells on singing 'Hey nonny no'.