Prince Harry has returned to the UK to fight a new court case against the UK 'redtop' media for failing to publicise every private detail about himself and his family.

The essence of Harry's case is:

- the media failed to tap his phones and repost all his online content
- their paparazzi failed to chase him around to get intimate photos of him and his family
- Piers Morgan failed to ask enough penetrating questions so Harry could reveal even more juicy details
- he was not offered a role in 'I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here' or Meghan in 'The Real Merry Wives of Windsor'
- the media did not give away a discount coupon for his book Spare as a freebie with their Sunday editions

A spokesperson for Meghan and Harry Enterprises (MEH) commented:

Prince Harry has a right to expect the British media to treat him like any other person - invading his privacy, making wild accusations and printing intimate pictures of him and his family - but in this case they have clearly failed in their duty of care.

A spokesperson for the Media United Defence League (MUDL) told FNN:

We deny these allegations. The British media is rightly regarded as one of the most intrusive in the world and these accusations are a slur on our reputation. We have done all we could to violate Prince Harry's privacy so this whole case should be dismissed.