The name of the Norse god of mischief has been chosen for a new social network: Loki.

Loki is a social network designed only for use by criminals as a dedicated online mayhem channel.

A spokesperson explained:

Loki is a network dedicated to criminal activity. Our advanced AI will prevent any of the following content being posted to our network:

• tedious stuff about people's boring lives
• anything to do with cats
• videos of naked nubiles cavorting in their bedrooms
• how-to videos
• unboxing walkthrus

The owner of the network is an AI bot so it can't be arrested.

Australian tech wizard Bill "Dotcom" Heslop told FNN:

This is the future of social networks.

No human beings will be involved at all in the administration of the network as it will all be managed by AI.

Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.