Revellers at the Stonehenge Summer Solstice have blamed the midsummer sunrise and sunset on climate change.

A dancing Druid told FNN:

The science is settled. I am convinced that the sun rises and sets due to climate change. If it wasn't for our CO2 emissions, such as from driving down here from London, the sun would not rise or set and then there would be nothing for the earth to worry about.

A number of the stones collapsed as bands of revellers leaned on them while sparking a doobie.

The Solstice is a stop on the way to the Glastonbury music festival where Welsh miners are currently in demand to tunnel under the fence in order to get into the festival site as all the tickets sold out within 10 seconds of being made available on the Internet.

The mass exodus from London to get to the Solstice and Glastonbury generated enough CO2 from car fumes on the A303 to raise the local temperature by 0.1 degrees and kill off what remains of the local wildlife in the adjoining fields.