Apparently Prince Harry claimed that he discussed a number of innovative subjects for the MEH Spotify Plodcast series but his American producers turned them down.

A MEH spokesperson told FNN:

The Prince had many great ideas for innovative podcast subjects.

For example, he wanted to interview Spongebob Squarepants to understand what traumatic life circumstances had forced him to live underwater and why he was only allowed to wear one pair of unfashionable lace-up shoes all his life.

His spindly legs also suggest early childhood malnutrition that may have been due to a lack of foodbanks to support him and his parents.

Spongebob is the kind of role-model we wanted to focus on given that he is always smiling and remains happy despite every setback. But unfortunately, Spotify thought differently.