Google has launched a new feature called My Time Lapse that creates a montage of what you looked like on the Internet over the last 37 years.

Now you can easily view your changing hairstyle e.g. from Afro to bald or expanding waistline e.g. from lean to lard with the help of Google technology that scours the Internet for pictures of you hidden in the dark recesses of the web, captured on CCTV footage or by other surreptitious data capture means.

A spokesperson for Google told FNN: 

We expect one of the beneficiaries of our My Time-Lapse technology to be trans people who can see what they looked like before conversion, after conversion and then after return-conversion.

Fitness trainers such as Peloton and dieting brands such as Weight Watchers are looking at the time-lapse technology as a means to encourage their users to stick with their fitness and weight loss regimes.

Bill "Battler" Heslop told us:

My personal time-lapse will be invaluable for anyone who wants to track the branding of Australian lagers and beers over the last 37 years as that's mostly what I'm holding in my hands.

Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinny. I'm parched!