The UK Police Force have announced that in order to raise more revenue to reduce the impact of being defunded, they will sell CCTV footage of your every move to whomever wants to buy it.

The new videos will resurrect the old "This Is Your Life" brand and initially will only be available on NetFlix and Amazon Prime and via Hey Google! and the AutoSergei meerkat.

The saturation of CCTV and speed cameras in the UK means that for most people living in urban areas it is easy to compile a compelling video of all their movements from dawn to dusk.

For those whose CCTV footage includes annoying gaps where they have not been captured on film, new AI technology will fill in these gaps by superimposing your face - photoshop style - onto other people's footage to spice things up a little.

So your footage could include "you" peeing in the street outside a nightclub, stealing a Mars bar from a 7-Eleven, adjusting your thong on a railway station platform or leafing through a top-shelf magazine in an Asian newsagent.

This AI technology will also be crucial to provide fit-for-purpose videos to those living in rural areas where there are fewer cameras and they lead such boring lives, so far away from the excitement of Britain's diverse, inclusive metropolitan areas. 

The new CCTV compilations are expected to become popular gifts to watch when there is nothing on the TV, such as at Christmas, or while "crushing it" on your Peloton.

A Police spokesperson commented:

As a result of the new revenue generated from This Is Your Life CCTV merchandising, we expect to be able to buy our officers cool new uniforms designed by Paul Smith and even faster patrol cars for tearing around the suburbs to liven up our reality TV shows.

Buying your "This Is Your Life" video will be easy. Simply provide a webcam photo of your face or your car number plate and our AI technology will do the rest. Simples.

Eamonn Andrews was unavailable for comment.