In order to reduce the influence of some 70 million+ white supremacists in the USA, authorities are thinking of adding an Aryan clause to the constitution, something not seen since such a clause was introduced by the National Socialists in 1933 Germany.

The purpose of the clause is to restrict the rights of anyone who voted for, worked for or supports President Trump.

The first step will be to identify these "untermensch" and force them to wear an orange armband so they can be easily recognised in daily life, and shunned and generally excluded from public life.

In Germany, this Aryan clause was the first step in the Final Solution that led to the horrific deaths of millions of Jews and other "undesirables" in the Holocaust.

But of course such an apocalyptic outcome could never happen in the USA as a result of the vilification of roughly half the voting-age population of the country, many of whom happen to be armed.

A spokesperson for the Aryan clause lobby commented:

The Aryan clause is simply the next evolutionary step from silencing all dissenting opinions. Come on. The democratic USA of today is hardly 1930's Germany. Just get with the program FNN...

Sophie Scholl was unavailable for comment.