No, not a service for testicular tickling...

Scrubmytweets.com is a new service that offers to remove all tweets negative to President-elect Trump following his stunning victory in the 2024 US election.

FNN has learned that the new service will scrub all tweets that mention the term 'Trump'

All over the world, politicians - like former Australian Premier Kevin Rudd - and others who have been overly negative towards Trump are scrambling to delete past tweets that ridiculed him during the Biden years.

The combatitive new UK Conservative Party leader Kemi Badenoch is not expected to subscribe and said she doesn't care what people think of her past tweets such as 'Trump can lick my Nigerian grits' - whatever they are.

MTG claimed Trump had won for the third time - bless, she's a real trooper - and that his victory was yet another enema for Lord Cameron whom she famously invited to kiss her ass.

President Macron congratulatory message claimed to share Trump's convictions, which may turn out to be useful over the next few years when Macron may have a few of his own.

Nigel Farage said Trump's victory was the biggest and best milkshake he had ever seen: The Victory milkshake sprinkled with crumbs of humble pie. A recipe unburdened by previous milkshake formulas.

The UK Labour Party is said to have already taken out an organizational license for the service, which could cost the UK taxpayer millions - unless it is paid for by a wealthy donor.

Foreign Secretary David Lammy is reputedly an early adopter of the service.

CNN has already begun amending past newscasts since he who controls the past controls the future.

So no news there then!