Olaf Hurtigruten, elusive leader of the Davos-based Mysterons, has vowed revenge if Elon Musk is apponted to a new post in the future Trump Presidency: Director of Martian Colonization.

The new post is tasked with establishing a penal colony on Mars for incarcerating Democrats.

The new penal colony - Fort Pelosi - is to be located underground and built largely by automated vehicles run by Musk's Boring Company.

It will be managed by Governor Bannon who has direct experience of the US penal system and is the perfect man to run Fort Pelosi Penal Colony

Hurtigruten told FNN:

We will do whatever it takes to stop Musk from turning our planet into something resembling the shithole the USA became under Biden.

Cowering earthlings! You will never export your garbage to our planet. You have China for that.

Whooooohahahahaha!

He then turned a Donkey into a cheeseburger using his powers of matter transference.