The recent failure of a SpaceX launch as a step towards Elon Musk's mission to 'Occupy Mars' was claimed as a victory by the Mysterons.

The shadowy Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, aka The Hood, gloated:

Cowering earthlings! Musk will never get to Mars if we have our way.

So much for 'The Road to Making Life Multiplanetary'.

We will make sure the road is like the roads in the United Kingdom, full of potholes and beset by road works, if it involves humans invading Mars.

Whoooooohahahahaha!

He then turned a banana into a yoghurt using his powers of matter transference.