The US President's birthday was celebrated in style with a military parade in Washington and celebrations around the world which included a strike on an Iranian TV station for spreading fake news.

The President vetoed a suggestion from Israel for a birthday assassination of the Iranian Ayatollah saying that it would spoil his 'beautiful party'.

The President received many unusual gifts from around the world including:

• Vaccum packed seal meat from Greenland
• A bottle of 'Panama Canal' water
• A personallly inscribed Tesla keyring (You're Tired) from Elon Musk
• A bottle of Putinska vodka from Russia
• A full-scale trident from the Ukraine for Greek God Poseidon impressions
• A bottle of Highgrove chutney from King Charles
• A small urn containing some of the previous Pope's ashes from the Vatican
• Some shredded paper from Nancy Pelosi