Following the revelation of Mrs Macron's handoff in action as her husband disembarked from a plane, the French women's rugby association has announced that Mrs Macron is being hired to coach the French women's team in how to do the 'Macron Handoff'.
A spokesperson told FNN:
Vi sink zis new handoff will be tres useful in combatting ze dominance of ze English rost-beefs.
Madame Macron has shown ze world ow to deal with peeple ooh get in her way.
Including er usband.
French gendarme officer Crabtree commented:
Good moaning! My French cod be batter.
But listen very carefully; I shall say this only once:
I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.
Air France have also expressed an interest in the Macron handoff as means for dealing with drunken English on their way to or from both hen and stag dos.
BTW...this has nothing to with the Shanghai grip, which is an entirely different technique beloved of the francophile Duchess of Windsor.