Following release of the Twitter files and Elon Musk's claim that all social media is censored - something surely everyone already knew - FNN has been researching who is really behind the censorship of Twitter.

In fact, we have discovered that the CIA, FBI and many other US government agencies who have been proven to be censoring content on social media are being controlled by another, more sinister force:

The Mysterons!

Interference with Twitter is part of their Martian master-plan to prevent Elon's SpaceX company getting to Mars so they have managed to brainwash representatives of US agencies to carry out their nefarious bidding without knowing what they were doing. These people are known as 'Mysteron Candidates'.

A holographic spokesperson for the Mysterons talked to us from their terrestrial headquarters in Davos, Switzerland. After a demonstration of retro-metabolism (aka 'the Great Reset') - turning Klaus Schwab into a christmas pudding - the hologram told FNN:

Earthmen...we are peaceful beings. And you have tried to destroy us. But you cannot succeed. You and your people will pay for this act of aggression. This is the voice of the Mysterons. We know that you can hear us, Earthmen. Our retaliation will be slow, but nonetheless effective. It will mean the ultimate destruction of life on Earth. It will be useless for you to resist, for we have discovered the secret of reversing matter, as you have just witnessed.

What this has to do with Twitter, we don't know. But the Great Reset is devious and works in mysterious ways.