Iran has shown photos of what it claims is a secret underground base somewhere in the Gulf which can be used to launch missile-equipped speedboats as quickly as you can say FAB in Farsi.

A spokesperson explained:

After watching the children's show Thunderbirds, which we have only just got due to western sanctions, we decided to build our own version of Tracy island but under the sea, actually more like something from Stingray I guess.

BTW, we think Lady Penelope is a babe. Even tho she does not wear a hijab!

But the Mysterons believe Elon Musk was involved.

The elusive Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, told FNN:

We think Elon's Boring Company secretly built these tunnels as a dry run for his proposed underground base on Mars.

But this will never happen, cowering earthlings, as we will destroy the earth in our Great Reboot 2030 starting with Elon's new hangout at Mar-A-Lago.

Whooooohahahahaha!

He then used his powers of matter transference to turn a coconut into a marshmallow.