Elon Musk's new flashing X-sign, that replaces Larry the Bird above the former Twitter headquarters, may need to be taken down following complaints from San Francisco residents.
One homeless person sleeping nearby told FNN:
That flashing X above the building is keeping me awake at night. It's a good job I'm taking fentanyl to help me sleep.
Then the other day I was taking a dump on the sidewalk when a flash caught my eye and startled me so I crapped on my foot.
Leader of the Davos-based Mysterons, aka 'The Hood', commented:
Elon is playing with fire with his new X sign.
For us, this X simply marks the spot for a devastating missile strike to destroy his business empire and end of his hopes of ever reaching Mars and deploying his Boring Company! Hahahahaha...
We advise all homeless people, and the unfortunates who live in the now worthless apartment buildings around them, to vacate the area now.