The Mysterons confirmed the identity of their proposed leader of the government of Mars.

In a statement that interrupted terrestrial broadcasts all over the world, the Mysterons announced:

The name of the leader of the Martian government is 'Elon'. This is the voice of the Mysterons.

EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen told FNN:

This is no surprise to us here in the EU. In fact, German rocketman Wernher von Braun predicted this many years ago in his 1953 book: 'Project Mars: A Technical Tale'. It seems like his prophecy, as reported in the magazine Weltraumfahrt (Spacewind), may come true.

Vorsprung durch Teknik!

Former Australian astronaut, Bill 'Battler' Heslop commented:

I wouldn't trust anything that former Nazi said. But then he had a lot of expertise in running underground factories manned by slave labour, which could be the only way anything will ever get made on Mars. 

Hey Muriel. Fetch me a tinny. I'm parched!