Germany is considering sending some immigrants to Rwanda for processing, despite this option being abandoned by the UK.

A spokesperson explained:

We asked Madagascar if we could build some processing camps there but that didn't go down too well.

So now we intend to leverage the millions already spent by the UK in Rwanda to send some of our African immigrants there for processing.

The Luftwaffe will be used to transport the migrants.

This time it will happen. Das ist ein befehl!