Toyota is building a city of the future near Mount Fuji in Japan, called the "woven" city, where traditional cars will be banned and robots in regular use both inside and outside homes.

The woven city roads will be segregated for use by electric SDAVs and for use by pedestrians using a variety of individual transportation methods such as segways, hoverboards and the like.

These pedestrian roads will be ideal for those of us who prefer to travel by pogo stick, a form of transport with zero-emissions and highly recommended by Swedish webcam sensation and Lutheran Minister, Greta Thunderberg.

A spokesperson for the PO-GO Foundation (POGOF) told FNN:

Finally a city is being built that will encourage more people to go pogoing which is a great form of exercise, although not straight after dinner.

A geriatric spokesperson for the Sex Pistols band commented:

It will be awesome if pogoing comes back into fashion as it was a unique feature of many of our live punk rock concerts.

But as this is 2021 we would like to ask all pogoers to refrain from spitting or headbutting other pogoers and avoid putting any kind of safety pin into the pogo's spring mechanism. Let's be safe out there.

Aaw...bless.