The beer industry has been targeted by woke activists who want various types of beer renamed to reflect 21st century values.

The first beer targeted is of course "weissbier" or white beer as this is clearly a racist name and has no place in modern society.

Other beers targeted include:

• India Pale Ale which is clearly a relic of our colonial past
• French Bier Blond which is clearly misogynistic
• Stella Artois because Artois was the fat musketeer so this is clearly body-shaming
• Watney's Red Barrel which is clearly a racist reference to indigenous native Americans

All forms of Rum are also likely to be subject to complete bans as they are a legacy of the use of molasses from slave-owning sugar plantations.

Spokesperson for the Australian Beer Barman Association (ABBA), Bill "Battler" Heslop told FNN:

I couldn't give a f**king four X about this bullshit! Renaming our beer. I should coco. 

If they think we're going to rename Victoria Bitter to Queen Latifah Bitter they can go f**k themselves. 

Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinny...I'm parched.