Following the recent Burns Night launch of a Haggis into space on the end of a weather balloon, FNN has learned that Elon Musk's SpaceX will be blasting a "Scottish Six Pack" into orbit, from their new rocket base located at Cape Wrath, Scotland.
The six pack contained the following items:
- A fried Mars bar (Elon's favorite)
- A Scots pie
- A can of Tennents lager
- A microwave mince and tatties dinner
- A macaroon bar
- A bottle of Tizer
When the SpaceX sixpack went into orbit around the Earth it caused a frenzy of alien activity as UFOs from around the galaxy zoomed in to try to retrieve the pack for consumption back on their home planets.
A spokesperson for Mr Musk commented:
Our launch of the Scottish Six pack has proved beyond any doubt that aliens exist and they are desperate for some Scottish cuisine.
We know the pack will end up on Mars as Elon tipped off the Mysterons so they could get to it first.
A spokesperson for Scotland's First Minister told FNN:
This is great day for Scotland.
Maybe if the EU won't have us then Mars will once they have sampled the delights of our favorite scoff, personally selected by Rab C Nesbitt and that lady from the corner shop in Chewin' the Fat