FNN has learned that the boss of leading accounting firm BOGOF, Bill "Battler" Heslop, has been forced to quit after 30 years at the firm for telling staff to stop moaning and get a grip.

Bill told us:

I'm f**king sick to death of these moaning minnies.

Their gym subscription isn't cool enough, the snacks aren't healthy enough, they aren't all issued with Apple Watches to monitor their health at work. What the f**k! This is a business not a lifestyle magazine. 

And don't get me started on unconcious bias, which is complete crap.

Look at the s**t these people leave lying around from someone else to clean up, our cleaner "minority", if that's not unconcious bias then what is?

A spokesperson for the Better Business Bureau commented:

It's time that dinosaur Heslop retired.

I can't tell you how many business meetings I've attended where people discuss irrelevancies like strategy and tactics, operational problem solving and product innovation when we all know that moaning, claiming victimhood or oppression and discussing unconcious bias is what business meetings are really all about.

Mr Heslop has been temporarily replaced by Bin Liner, a partner at the firm.