FNN has learned of online rumours spreading that Meghan and Harry may relocate from Los Angeles to Scotland in order to boost the royal presence and to help Boris Johnson prevent the Scottish National Party's attempts to secede from the Union.
The move would also re-integrate them back into "the firm". The ex-royal couple would have plenty of estates and castles to choose from for their relocation, including Balmoral Castle itself, a favourite of the Queen.
Alternatively they may locate closer to Elon Musk's secret rocket base on Cape Wrath to keep up their top-level American connections.
These rumours have been assisted by other industry gossip that Meghan & Harry Enterprises (MEH) are in talks with various Scottish companies who will want to take advantage of their new-found Scottish status and help fund their expensive move.
Harry may become the face of Tennents Lager and the spokesperson for the "Great Scottish Breakfast" (sausage slice,egg,potato scone,baked beans,black and white pudding and toast followed by Tunnocks snowballs or teacakes and washed down with Irn-Bru), since he is likely to be familiar with the lager and much of the healthy Scottish scoff from his service in the British Army.
Meghan may become the baked-in face on every Bells Scotch pie thereby gaining millions of viewings per day, which is more than their podcasts can ever hope to get. Meghan is also thought to be launching a new tartan lingerie line to be known as "Meghans Scants".
The Queen is not amused.