The FBI have raided Trump's Mar-a-Lago home at the orders of the Democrat Administration but the purpose of the raid remains unclear.

Apparently FBI agents ignored boxes of documents marked 'Classified' and 'Top Secret' and instead rushed straight for Melania's bedroom where they systematically rifled her underwear drawers and boxed up lots of lingerie for 'future inspection by the Justice Department'.

A spokesperson for the Justice Department commented:

This underwear should not have been taken from the White House when Trump left as it deprived the nation of valuable archive material for display in the Smithsonian Museum's exclusive Victoria's Secret thong collection. I've never seen the collection myself you understand, but a friend told me you can find it in a back room at the Smithsonian if you know who to ask.

And before you ask, the collection catalog sold out in minutes - it was the fastest selling catalog in the Smithsonian's history - but I have a copy if you fancy a shufti.

A spokesperson for Melania Trump told FNN:

We suspect that Hilary is behind this fashion raid to get some ideas as we can't imagine that Joe Biden is interested in lingerie. But who knows? We haven't seen him for a while. Anyway Melania is not bothered by this blatant invasion of her privacy as it gives her an excuse to buy lots of new stuff. Bonus!