A fire-breathing dragon has self-immolated at the Disney Anaheim theme park as a protest against 'dragonophobia'.
FNN has obtained a copy of the dragon's suicide note that reads:
I can no longer live in a society that treats the dragons as beasts that must be 'slain' by various sanctified white dudes. I have therefore decided to turn my flames onto myself as a protest against global dragonophobia.
Onlookers fled the unexpected pyrotechnics as many expected the dragon's teeth to sprout a crop of murderous sword-wielding skeletons, like the Ray Harryhausen creations in The Golden Voyage of Sinbad starring the foxy Caroline Munro.
Herman Munster of The Munsters was shocked when he heard the news:
Lily, Granpa and I were horrified to learn that another dragon has self-immolated due to societal prejudice. We will be giving support to Spot, our own pet dragon, who has been traumatised by the news.