In his last act as President of the United States, Joe Biden has decided to pardon everyone all over the world, including himself and his family, for their part in a truly horrible 4 years worldwide.

We are all officially pardoned for Gaza, Ukraine, the collapse of the EU economy, inflation, rampant illegal immigration, wokery-pokery, the Nordstream pipeline sabotage and many other woes.

The COVID 'virus' was also pardoned for being subjected to gain-of-function research and being released from the Wuhan biolab. And now that COVID has been pardoned, flu - which never went away - is back with a vengeance.

As a result of this magnificent worldwide pardon, the jails will be emptied, the ceasefires will be negotiated, DEI will become DOA and the migrant boats continue to sail the seven seas.

Thank goodness for that!