A new version of Snow White is attracting a lot of criticism after it became clear that the jolly little people from the charming, original Disney cartoon version of 1937 have been replaced by CGLP (Computer Generated Little People).
The original Grimms' fairy tale, a love story between a prince and a princess he carries around in a glass coffin who has choked on an apple, has been replaced by a 'creepy' new version involving a woman playing housemaid to a bunch of 7 computer generated men.
The new version includes a Magic Mirror that can respond to the request - 'Mirror, mirror on the wall - who should I identify as today' - with a different suggestion everyday and with the correct pronouns.
Unlike the original, the new version includes a raunchy scene where the comatose Snow White who has been fed Rohypnol by the evil Queen, has her lacy corsets untied by the gang of CGLP singing 'Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work we go' as they too begin to disrobe while streaming the whole thing on their phones.
The evil Queen is eventually killed after being forced to dance wearing a red-hot pair of Birkenstocks by the Prince, who turns out to be a closet necrophiliac
Just the thing for a school vacation movie at the mall.